Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Guy "Phrases" (Translated) *wink*


1. He says: "I'm pretty much single."
He means: "I have a girlfriend, but you're hot."

2. He says: "We should hang out sometime."
He means: "I'm afraid you'll say no if I ask you out."

3. He says: "I'm not looking for a relationship."
He means: "I really just want to do you."

4. He says: "Shall we split the check?"
He means: "I'm not that into you."

5. He says: "Here's an idea: Why don't I just meet you at the restaurant?"
He means: "I'm not gonna pull out all the stops just yet, so I'm not picking you up at your place."

6. He says: "You're such a great friend."
He means: "I never want to date you."

7. He says: "How long was your last relationship?"
He means: "Are you up for a fling or looking for something long-term?"

8. He says: "I'm still getting over a breakup."
He means: "I plan to get over my breakup by dating lots of chicks."

9. He says: "I don't play games."
He means: "I'm a master at game playing, but I don't want you to play them."

10. He says: "I'll call you later."
He means: "I may or may not call you at some point between now and three months from now."

11. He says: "My ex is crazy."
He means: "I screwed her over, and she got upset."

12. He says: "I'm not good at relationships."
He means: "I don't think you're important enough for me to put in much effort."

13. He says: "Let's not rush into things."
He means: "I'm still deciding whether you're girlfriend material."

14. He says: "Your friend is great!"
He means: "If I weren't seeing you, I would go for your friend."


15. He says: "My family has been asking about you."
He means: "We are definitely a couple."

16. He says: "My friends loved you when they met you!"
He means: "I think I may love you too."

17. He says: "He seems like a good friend of yours."
He means: "Was there ever a thing between you?"

18. He says: "I'm sorry i haven't called."
He means: "I'm not sorry, but I don't want to deal wit your wrath."

19. He says: "I've never been with someone like you."
He means: "How did I manage to land you?"

20. He says: "My mom is like that around new people."
He means: "My mom isn't a fan of yours."

21. He says: "I'm not going to change."
He means: "I don't have the balls to break up with you, so I'm going to force you to dump me."

22. He says: "Seems like a lot of your friends are starting to get married and have kids."
He means: "Uh-oh, you're going to start freaking out soon."

Dude Behavior

23. He says: "I thought I knew her."
He means: "I was checking her out."

24. He says: "It's a guy thing."
He means: "If I tell you, you'll think I'm an animal."

25. He says: "It's a long story."
He means: "It's a story that makes me look bad."

26. He says: "I don't get why girls like him."
He means: "I'm feeling insecure, so say something reassuring."

27. He says: "I was good on boys' night."
He means: "Good is a relative term...but I didn't cheat on you."

28. He says: "My friend is so whipped!"
He means: "I'm a little hurt that my buddy is choosing a chick over me."


29. He says: "You look hot."
He means: "Can we have sex later?"

30. He says: "Isn't that a little revealing for girls' night?"
He means: "I don't want guys hitting on you."

31. He says: "Do I look okay?"
He means: "I'm not going to change, so this better be okay."

32. He says: "That's a new look."
He means: "You look weird."

33. He says: "I really like those shoes."
He means: "I am in so much trouble. I'd better make nice."

Serious Discussions

34. He says: "I just need some space."
He means: "I want out."

35. He says: "I didn't know it would upset you this much."
He means: "I knew it would upset you a little, and that's why I didn't tell you."

36. He says: "Don't you think that's a little bit unreasonable?"
He means: "You're off your rocker, lady."

37. He says: "Why are you being so emotional?"
He means: "Why are you acting like a psycho?"

38. He says: "Yeah, I guess you're right."
He means: "I disagree, but more than anything, I want to end this."

39. He says: "It's not a big deal."
He means: "It's a big deal, but I'm hoping I can fool you into thinking it's not."

40. He says: "That's not what I meant."
He means: "That's totally what I meant, but now that I see you're mad, I wish I hadn't said it out loud."

41. He says: "You're being such a girl."
He means: "I don't understand you at all."

42. He says: "It's fine."
He means: "It's not actually fine, but I'm in no mood to discuss it."

43. He says: "Can we talk about this later?"
He means: "I never want to talk about this again."


44. He says (in bed): "I love you."
He means: "I love the sex that I have with you."

45. He says: "I don't want the night to end. Want to hang out some more?"
He means: "Let's cut to the chase. Am I getting lucky tonight?"

46. He says: "How many guys have you been with?"
He means: "Tell me I'm the best you've had."

47. He says: "I don't masturbate all that often."
He means: "I masturbate more often than you wash your hands."

48. He says: "I want to watch you touch yourself."
He means: "I am having trouble figuring you out and need pointers."

49. He says: "Did you finish?"
He means: "I hope you finished, because I finished and, boy, am I sleepy!"

50. He says: "You've never done that before--where did you learn it?"
He means: "Have you been hooking up with other dudes?"

Taken from : Cosmopolitan Feb 09

Hate to admit, but I think most of them are trueeeee!!!

Hmmm.. # 1, 6, 7, 15, 17, 18, 20, 25, 26, 27, 30, 31, 35, 36, 37, 39, 40, 41, 42.. BEEN THERE..*sigh*

Whoooops.. Wait.. #42.. been there, DONE THAT, actually.. =p

So how bout you?? Any..umm.. 'experiences', maybe, Girls?? Boys.. defense?? LOL..

Let's hear them out.. ;)